Getting Paid To Game With Creepy Guys Through Game CrushBy: None
Posted Date: June 10, 2010
Game Crush seems absolutely ridiculous, so naturally I told my girlfriend to sign up for it. The premise of the site sounds simple but also extremely pathetic. Gamers essentially pay an hourly fee to play games with hot girls, pretty crazy stuff if you ask me. I can't imagine the kind of person that would get enjoyment out of this. I like money, so does my girlfriend so it seems like a win win situation and an awesome opportunity to see how this strange website works.
According to the sites own description she doesn't even have to do anything except collect mountains of cash, sounds slightly fishy if you ask me.
We take care of all the billing and advertising to get Players on the site and interested in your profile! Players will check out your profile and, if they want, purchase a private gaming session with you. After that, it's up to you and the Player to decide what game you want to play.
Sounds like a great deal to me. Apparently there are two ways to play and get paid, you can either converse with your playdates over Xbox Live or play casual games on your computer through something Game Crush is calling casual online. I'm definitely going to make her play Halo 3 over Xbox Live. So apparently when she's in the mood to play all she needs to do is sign into her profile page and become available for chat. Then horny gamers looking for a little female company will apparently flock to play games with her.
Game Crush users pay 400 credits to game with her in deathmatch style game types for 10 minuites or 25 kills. After the game users have the opportunity to rate you and tip you extra credits, kind of like shoving a few extra dollar bills in a strippers thong. The payment structure makes me ridiculously jealous, Game Crush girls get paid $1 for every 400 credits users spend on them. Think of it like this, if she goes on and plays a 10 minute death match she'll make $4 dollars. 500 points costs users $8.25, pretty expensive stuff, is eliminating your horny loneliness really worth that price?
You also have to make a profile, we're currently in the process of creating a ridiculously fake one that will appeal to the typical users on this site. It seems that everything isn't PG on here either, I've taken a look at the forums and a lot of the girls take off their clothes for extra cash. You apparently state what you're comfortable doing in your profile. Just to make things clear, she's just going to be playing these games fully clothed, I'm not whoring her out to the masses here.
Your profile lets you upload videos, pictures, your turn ons and turn offs as well as your physical stats and an about me section. I know my turn on would definitely be a vigorously vibrating Xbox controller. The body type option was particularity hilarious under the physical stats tab, you choose either petite, slender, athletic, average, curvy, full body and see for your self. I'm not sure what the difference is between petite and slender but apparently it's really important to your profile.
I'm wondering if you can even make money off Game Crush, its currently in the Beta testing phases and I can't get around the fact that people will actually pay for this kind of stuff, so maybe I'm right and they actually don't.
I need to purchase and Xbox webcam and finish setting up her account with an awesome profile and awesome pictures and we'll take things from there. I intend to record these playdate sessions and upload them to Game Judgment for reader enjoyment so check back in a few days for the next story in this multi-piece feature.